February 2012
355 posts
USA Motto: Stay Calm and you'll meet One...
Meeting One Direction
Me: Hey
One Direction: Hello love, you alright?
Me: I just met you
One Direction: Would you like a picture with us?
Me: And this is crazy
One Direction: What..?
Me: But here's my body
One Direction: Uhm, what are you doing?
Me: So fuck me maybe
One Direction: .........
Me: ...........
One Direction: ..What?
Me: .....What?